My Ideal World

By Jackson

If I could live on any planet in the universe I would live in Ohio. In Ohio only me, my friends and everyone in my family except my sister live there. This planet is not the shape of a ball, instead it is in the shape of Ohio. 

The leaders of Ohio are called the admins and they are: Me (Jackson) and Chris. The admins have a type of magical ability in Ohio. First, anything we want comes true. For example, if I want a million dollars, it comes true. The admins also own War Thunder, Fortnite, Roblox, Minecraft, and Among Us. We also have access to all the memes in the world. We can also make new ones with our real life talking Grumpy Cat. 

In Ohio there is no gravity instead people are magnetically tethered to Ohio. At any point you can make your tether longer. The planet orbits a neutron star giving us 1,000 terabytes per second of internet. 

In Ohio’s wildlife, cats and dogs are everywhere. Ohio has lots of birds, at the top of the food chain are the Broski Birds. The Broski Bird resembles and basically is a fighter jet. The Broski are loyal to Ohio and its people. In Ohio’s environment free food is everywhere. You can find any good food imaginable. There are also an abundance of $19 Fortnite cards on trees. And one of the oceans is a crater filled with all the video games and game passes in the world. Another feature is that the land expands on the will of the admins so Ohio is infinite. 

The weather of Ohio is superior to earth. For starters the oxygen level is 30%. Ohio is a great monopoly in diamonds because about every two weeks it rains diamonds. There is a reason why this is not lethal but I will explain this later in the writing. Sometimes it also rains candy. 

The life of a native Ohioan is very awesome. Since there are only friends and family in Ohio there is no pain unless the admins want it. Also, there is no death unless the admins want it. All of the residences have custom mansions with beach or lake front property. In addition, since we are all pro gamers all of the residents’ pronouns are ‘broski’. The best of the infrastructure of Ohio is instead of roads and such there are portals so you can teleport anywhere. 

People sometimes wonder, “How does Ohio defend itself?” Well this is how we do it. First, we have an almost infinite amount of nuclear weapons and lasers that can blow up anything. We have the Broski Birds that fight for us. Also, we are immortal. The best part is when times get desperate, we have the technology to make a clone of our neutron star and launch it at a planet or galaxy. 

You can visit our planet, you just can’t live here.